Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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