i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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