We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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