how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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