is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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