Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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