the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I smell like Dick and happiness
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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