do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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