Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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