Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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