Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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