You work out of a Hotel?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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