I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Randomize
