Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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