Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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