Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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