Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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