Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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