Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
