glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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