Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
