Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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