i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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