i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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