Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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