What did we do last night that was yellow?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
