so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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