So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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