They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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