I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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