We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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