So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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