Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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