Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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