so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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