They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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