erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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