This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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