I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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