Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He did a backflip because drugs
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