i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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