so explain again why im purple
no
This girl is more easily done than said...
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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