your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Im at strip club and am horny
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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