I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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