look no pants
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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