Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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