Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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