My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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