when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
