My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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