Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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