I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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