margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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