Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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