best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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