quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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