Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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